The cul-de-sac may have been the entire universe for Ed, Edd (Double D), and Eddy during their childhood years, but what would happen if these lovable scam artists made the jump to high school? Would they finally blend in? Would they level up their schemes? Or would they crash and burn in spectacular, hallway-clogging fashion? Let’s crack open this chaotic alternate universe where puberty, popularity, and pre-calc collide—and imagine what life would be like if the Eds went to high school.
The First Day: Same Shenanigans, Bigger Stakes
It’s 7:30 a.m. at Peach Creek High. The school bell rings, the halls buzz with upperclassmen energy, and the Eds step onto campus looking exactly like they did in the cul-de-sac… only a bit taller and slightly more acne prone. Eddy is already scheming, sunglasses on, trying to figure out who the new “big shots” are and how to dethrone them. Double D clutches a meticulously organized schedule, overwhelmed by the size of the school’s chemistry lab. And Ed? He’s eating a tuna sandwich out of his shoe.
Right from the start, it’s clear: high school is not ready for the Eds.
They’re surrounded by new archetypes—emo kids huddled around the courtyard fountain, athletes tossing a football between classes, robotics nerds programming drones in the hallway. It’s overwhelming, exciting, and full of opportunity for three boys who built an empire of scams off jawbreaker addiction and sheer audacity. Eddy sees it as a new goldmine. Double D sees it as a terrifying social experiment. Ed just wants to know if the cafeteria serves gravy with ice cream.
Eddy’s High School Hustles: The Comeback Kid (Sort Of)
Eddy, unsurprisingly, sets his sights on high school fame. To him, this is the ultimate arena—a four-year tournament of popularity, and he’s determined to come out on top. He launches scam after scam, each one more elaborate and ridiculous than the last. Fake hall passes. Pay-to-enter “secret” club meetings. Selling refurbished locker mirrors as “mood reflectors.”
Unfortunately, the older students aren’t as easy to fool as Jimmy and Jonny once were. A goth senior named Raven exposes one of his scams mid-lunch, leaving Eddy red-faced and wearing a smoothie like a helmet. But failure doesn’t faze him. “All part of the brand building, baby!” he shouts, already planning his next big break.
Eddy’s energy doesn’t go unnoticed. Some students start to see him as an entertaining wildcard, a clown prince of the freshman class. It’s not quite the fame he dreamed of, but it’s something. And for a kid who’s always been about recognition, even the wrong kind of spotlight is better than being ignored.
Double D’s Academic Odyssey (and Secret Bad Boy Glow-Up)
Meanwhile, Double D is thriving academically. Honors classes, debate team, lab experiments that border on ethically questionable—he’s finally in an environment that challenges him. But with this new level of pressure comes new anxiety. He becomes obsessed with maintaining a perfect GPA, pulling all-nighters, color-coding his planner down to the nanosecond.
But here’s the twist: high school also gives Double D the confidence to reinvent himself. He gets contact lenses. He experiments with wearing a leather jacket over his usual beanie. His voice deepens, and he starts getting mysterious notes in his locker signed “–M.”
Teachers love him. The drama club wants him. The robotics club worships him. He’s no longer just the voice of reason behind Eddy’s wild scams—he’s quietly becoming a legend in his own right. And when he casually drops science facts during lunch that sound like poetry, well… let’s just say even the cool kids start listening.
There’s even a brief subplot where he’s accidentally mistaken for a student teacher, which he rolls with for two weeks before the principal catches on.
As high school wears on, Double D begins to crack—not from stress, but from the weight of his own expectations. He’s balancing academics, student council, the science club, tutoring Ed, organizing prom themes (he insists on “Starry Night Under a Microscope”), and obsessing over college applications. Eventually, the school’s new guidance counselor, Mr. Delacroix—a man with a Zen garden and a kombucha obsession—steps in.
What begins as awkward weekly check-ins soon becomes a full-blown subplot. Mr. Delacroix teaches Double D how to meditate, how to set boundaries, and how to enjoy high school before it’s over. He encourages him to try things outside of his comfort zone, like creative writing or sculpting with mashed potatoes (a skill Ed excels at).
One week, Double D opens up about his fear of losing his friends after graduation. “We’ve been the Eds forever. What if we grow apart?” Mr. Delacroix just smiles. “If a bond is real, it bends but doesn’t break. Like bamboo. Or… Ed’s spine, apparently.”
Inspired by the session, Double D creates a time capsule with Ed and Eddy—stuffed with friendship bracelets, comic strips they doodled during detention, and a jawbreaker that’s definitely past its expiration date. They bury it behind the gym, pinky swear to dig it up in ten years and leave a note that reads: “To future us. Still weird? Good.”
Ed for President: The Write-In Wonder
It all starts as a joke. During the student body election, Eddy pushes Ed to run—not because he believes Ed could win, but because he thinks it’ll draw attention to his own “Campaign Consulting Services” scam. The flyers say things like “Vote Ed—He’s Tall!” and “Promised 50% More Gravy in the Cafeteria!” No one takes it seriously. Not even Ed. He thinks a vote is a kind of sandwich.
But then the magic happens. Students love Ed. Not because of the promises—although gravy Thursdays do sound appealing—but because he’s just… Ed. He’s kind, unpredictable, and somehow always where the action is. Word spreads fast. Ed starts winning debates without saying a word. He juggles pineapples during lunch and accidentally kicks a football over the roof, earning the admiration of both the cheerleaders and the jocks.
By the time the ballots are counted, Ed has become the school’s first write-in presidential candidate to win in a landslide. His acceptance speech? A heartfelt thank-you to buttered toast and monster movies, followed by a loud “YAY!” that echoes in the gymnasium for five whole minutes.
His first act as president? Mandatory pajama day every Friday. His second? A school-wide showing of Attack of the Radioactive Hamster from a Planet Near Mars in the auditorium. It’s the weirdest, most wonderful student presidency Peach Creek High has ever seen.
Ed the Unstoppable (and Unexpectedly Popular)
And then there’s Ed. Sweet, goofy, one-track-minded Ed.
In high school, Ed becomes the unexpected MVP of chaos. He’s on the wrestling team—only because he wandered into practice and suplexed the coach on accident. He’s recruited into theater, playing Frankenstein’s monster with unsettling realism. In art class, he creates surrealist macaroni sculptures that end up displayed in the main hallway.
But most of all, Ed becomes a legend in gym class. No one knows how someone so clueless can run a mile in under five minutes, carry six lockers at once, or bench press the vending machine, but Ed does it all… smiling like he’s thinking about buttered toast.
The older students adopt him as a sort of school mascot. Everyone knows Ed. He gets invited to parties, given extra dessert in the lunch line, and crowned “King of Weird” during Spirit Week. He still talks about chickens and monster movies nonstop, but somehow, that just makes people love him more.
The Return of the Kanker Sisters
Oh yes. You didn’t think we’d forget them, did you?
The Kanker Sisters are back—and they’re more chaotic than ever. Lees got an edgy punk-goth look going on and runs a school-wide zine. Marie’s in a band called “Krank It,” where she plays bass and glares at everyone. May has joined the school’s mechanics club and is rumored to have built a motorcycle from scratch.
They’re still obsessed with the Eds. But now, their methods are even more creative. Secret locker messages. Staged musical serenades. Love notes embedded in homework assignments. Marie writes an original diss track about and for Double D and performs it at the school talent show while staring directly into his soul.
Eddy tries to use the Kankers’ chaos as a distraction in one of his bigger cons, only for it to backfire spectacularly when the girls turn on him for trying to “out-hustle the queens.” It ends with Eddy duct-taped to the flagpole, the school cheering, and Double D silently sipping his juice box in shame.
The Great Jawbreaker Heist: One Last Score
As senior year winds down, there’s one thing left on Eddy’s bucket list: jawbreakers. The good ones. Imported, triple-layer, nuclear-flavored. The kind you can only get from a specialty candy store two towns over. But they cost $30 each. Too steep, even for Eddy’s scheming brain.
So, he pitches the most ridiculous idea yet: a covert candy mission involving fake field trip permission slips, a disguised borrowed school bus, and a short detour during “college campus visit” week.
Ed’s in immediately. Double D hesitates but agrees only after being promised the operation will involve precise planning, zero property damage, and the return of all borrowed items. (Only one of those things happens.)
The mission? Pure chaos. They get stuck in traffic, chased by a candy store clerk in rollerblades, and end up hiding inside a claw machine at a bowling alley. In the end, they manage to escape with two jawbreakers and a box of discounted bubblegum shaped like ninja stars.
Back at school, they share the jawbreakers on the roof of the gym, watching the sun go down. It’s quiet, funny, nostalgic.
Eddy sighs. “One last score.”
Double D smiles. “One final absurdity.”
Ed nods. “Sweet and sticky, like the bonds of eternal brotherhood.”
No one questions that sentence.
Senior Shenanigans: The Final Scam
As the Eds climb their way into their senior year, things shift. They’ve failed, adapted, grown. But they’re still the Eds. And Eddy’s got one last big plan: a school-wide, end-of-year “Mega Scam.” The goal? Convince the student body to fund an extravagant “underground prom” that he claims is ten times cooler than the official event.
Posters go up. Rumors swirl. Tickets sell out.
Only… there is no underground prom. Eddy just wanted to throw the biggest party of all time and be remembered as a legend. But guilt sets in. Double D finds out and demands they return the money. Ed suggests using it to buy a hundred pizzas and just throw a real party anyway.
And in a wild, unexpected turn, they do. They throw the party. Everyone shows up. It’s ridiculous, hilarious, and actually kind of awesome. The gym glows with Christmas lights, Ed is DJing with a record player from 1984, and the Kanker Sisters are managing the punch table like nightclub bouncers.
The Eds stand at the center of the madness, not as scam artists… but as the chaotic heart of Peach Creek High.
The Final Bell: Eds Forever
Graduation day arrives like a thunderclap. Students in gowns and goofy smiles. Teachers who are half-relieved and half-sentimental. The Eds stick together through it all, sitting in the back row, whispering jokes and cracking each other up when they should be paying attention.
As they walk across the stage, the principal raises an eyebrow. “Never thought you three would make it.”
Eddy beams. “Neither did we, lady.”
They don’t know what the future holds. Eddy might go to community college—or become a YouTube prank star. Double D’s got scholarships lined up from six different science academies. Ed has an offer to tour with a professional wrestling league. But none of that matters yet.
What matters is this moment. This friendship. This weird, beautiful ride they’ve taken together.
In true Eds fashion, their graduation caps don’t fly in unison—they hit each other mid-air and knock over the valedictorian’s podium. Everyone applauds anyway.
Ten years later, the camera pans over a cracked sidewalk behind Peach Creek High. The grass is wild, the building renovated, but the tree where the Eds buried their time capsule is still there. A car pulls up. It’s rusty, covered in stickers, and blasting some cartoonishly intense heavy metal.
Out steps Ed, wearing a championship wrestling belt.
Double D follows, still neat as ever, now with glasses that look a little more expensive.
And finally, Eddy hops out of the back, now a local business owner with a van that says Eddy’s Unbreakable Jawbreakers on the side.
They dig up the box. Inside is everything they left. They laugh. They eat the expired jawbreaker anyway.
“Still weird?” Eddy asks.
“Delightfully so,” Double D replies.
Ed just screams joyfully and tackles them both into a nearby bush.
Fade to black.
